Hurricane Irma, expected to make landfall in Florida as a Category 5 storm Sunday morning, traveled over extremely warm ocean waters.
The combination of warm water and low wind shear led to a perfect scenario for the storm to strengthen -- and maintain that strength for a record amount of time. Models are also used to forecast the steering factors of the storm, meaning where the storm will go.
Due to trade winds, the general movement of a disturbance is from east to west across the Atlantic Ocean. But other atmospheric conditions will determine a possible path for the storm in each model scenario. For instance, a strong high pressure over the Atlantic could lead a storm to ride along the ridge of high pressure in a clockwise motion, or a trough moving west to east could carry or push a storm one way or another. As soon as the National Hurricane Center gets wind of a tropical wave forming in the Atlantic, it sends its tropical weather outlook with a highlighted note indicating that it is watching a particular area for the development of a storm.
Once the tropical wave develops enough, it will be designated an invest -- a specific area of disturbed weather -- and given an identity. This allows meteorologists to track model forecasts in the form of spaghetti models, which compose all the model forecasts into one graphic to give an example of possible paths. Storms are only named once they are deemed a tropical storm. During the lead-up to naming a storm, and throughout the duration of a storm, the National Hurricane Center will send hurricane hunter planes out to the storm's location to collect data.
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